To Those Who Disappear Without Warning
How heavy it must be carrying a head so full. Not of brains, but of overinflated ego.
14 Struggles Short Girls Will Undoubtedly Experience At Concerts
Creepy dudes jump at the opportunity to say, “HEY, WANNA GO ON MY SHOULDERS SO YOU CAN SEE?”
What I Hope The “Sexy Teens” At Coachella Learn
A ton of attractive youngins parading around, doing Molly for the first time (maybe?). It was such a spectacle to observe and I felt kind of old.
Lil B Wants To Talk To Us And We’re Not Sure Why
We are pre-Coachellin’ it right now and LOSING OUR MINDS.
When We Said Goodbye For The First Time
The truth is that I might always love him. We boomerang in cities and text messages and my heart is full and empty with his jawline.
I’m A Virgin And I’m Going To Coachella: HELP!
It’s going to be an adventure. A sweaty, sweaty adventure.
12 Weird Things You Can Only Share With Your BFF
How often you creep on your crush on social media.
Is My Vagina Pretty?
I wasn’t even concerned with whether or not it would hurt.
5 Things I’ve Discovered While Rewatching Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Xander is kind of an asshole.
18 Signs You And Your BFF Are Totally Turk And JD
Your PDA is borderline out of control.