Let’s Never Define Our Relationship
I know our relationship has been steadily escalating in intensity.
9 Videos Of Bears Acting Like People
These bears are playing hockey in Russia for real, no CGI or costumes involved.
21 Interesting Facts About Orphan Black’s Tatiana Maslany
Tatiana Maslany once murdered a man by pretending she was a gun.
I Throw The Best Parties
Why don’t you take a seat on my air mattress? I filled it to optimum capacity before you got here in case you wanted to sit on a soft object.
The 7 Most Anticipated Games Of E3
Cookie Gear Soft: The Phantom Cookie
How To Write A Love Letter
“Dear” is trite and formal, but you also don’t want to immediately frighten her off with a “My Beloved” or “Precious Angel”.
You Don’t Need Anything
The way I see it, every object you own is connected to you by a string like the house in ‘Up,’ and each string is tied to a fishhook embedded in your abdomen.
Download The Death Alert App
Every time anyone anywhere dies, your phone issues a bloodcurdling shriek, and the deceased’s name, age, and cause of death appears on your screen.
Ten William S. Burroughs Quotes About Cats
1. “My relationship with cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.”
Why You Should Work From Home
You can complete your work, unencumbered by the psychic incursions of non-self animals, uninterrupted by the social compulsion to greet and discuss weather/traffic/Amanda Bynes.