The 10 Commandments For Having a Girlfriend

Furthermore, as a general rule, thou shalt not rely too heavily on logic when addressing any and all emotional issues; emotional issues, by their nature, are not logical. Instead, it is most expedient to meet emotional issues with emotion of thy own – positive emotion, preferably – and if thou feels no emotion at all, well then, thou may be in for a long discussion.

Pop Quiz: Four Anecdotes

What’s annoying about the incident is the slowness by which the cut off occurs. It isn’t a life-threatening cut off; it’s more like a long, drawn out cut off in which this Buick going about half your speed switches into your lane, and when you make the move to pass in the next lane over, the Buick blocks you by making the same move – only slower.

Guidelines For Living With Your Girlfriend

Living with your girlfriend, it is important to keep communication to the bare, bare (barest) minimum. This will allow secrets to be kept, shame to develop, and an almost complete disregard for each other’s emotional needs to blossom.

The Facebook You Vs. The Real You

Hah. This ego-deflating graphic by Comical Concept probably hits a little too close to home for a lot of us. Some hold that Facebook gives us the chance to present our would-be selves on our theoretical “best day,” but, um… I don’t think we can even hold that as a truth. How could one’s real life ever truly reflect a carefully edited and vetted Facebook profile?

Cutest Baby in the World Has NSFW Vocabulary

18-month-old Ellie recently picked up some new words from her dad, who apparently dropped the F-bomb a few too many times in her immediate proximity. Cute ass video after the jump.

The 10 Commandments For The Internet

Thou shalt not mass Facebook invite me to your event, especially if I live in a different state than you. If I don’t already know your event is happening (via being your friend), then I probably don’t want to come, or I live like 500 miles away.

An Analysis of the Typical CEO

Because the investors chose this specific CEO to be their company’s chief decision maker, it is known that a) the investors believe in the CEO’s managerial abilities and b) the CEO is personally accountable to the investors regarding the company’s progress and profitability. Therefore, regarding the typical CEO and investor relationship, it is difficult to assess if the CEO is in the position of ‘wise sage’ or ‘little bitch.’

How To Multitask

Know for a fact that there are going to be at least four emails that will feel excruciatingly imminent and demanding an immediate reply, and so go to your email account and be surprised/ delighted/ horrified by the fact that there are 16 new emails, none of which are spam.

The Internet May Be Making Us Dumb

It is no secret that Google and Facebook – the two websites that are quickly becoming what I think the collective psyche is beginning to treat simply as ‘the internet’ – use algorithms to determine how relevant content is to individual users. But at this year’s TED conference, MoveOn.org executive director Eli Pariser pointed out some unfortunate side effects to such personalized content streams.