The Hilarious Poem This Wife Texted Her Husband Officially Won Valentine’s Day
This is the romance I want.
This is the romance I want.
In the world there are a select few of us who simply were not build to bear the burden of being single.
Maybe this is why you feel different than other girls?
Do relationships really make you happier?
After the 200th call that started with ‘Hey, you like, know computers, right?’.
People need to do shit like this more often, it’s hilarious!!
“Getting punched in the stomach and told your dog died on a week long Monday when you ate 3 bean burritos on Sunday.”
He was the coy smile, the soft greeting. He was the familiar “too friendly” conversation, the arm around your shoulder, the whisper in your ear. He was the one night stand always promising to be “something more.”
“Lasting long enough. I try to pace myself but sometimes stuff doesn’t go as planned.”
This is what dating should look like.