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Here are some little pearls of wisdom for all of you who have just taken the plunge into actual adulthood:

Each man needs something different from cheating — whatever it is that gives him confidence.

We know we should call home more, but sugar-coating our messy lives is exhausting.

“If you ask me about my love life again, I’m going to be forced to explain what a f*#k buddy is.”

We don’t ask, “How are your parents?” We ask, “How’s your Mama and Daddy doing?”

“This box is going to fall on me, I’m going to die and my headstone will read, ‘Crushed by box full of shoes’.”

What girl doesn’t wish, every now and then, to have the bombastic sensuality of Marilyn or the timeless class of Audrey?

Just because my bras are bedazzled and my panties are small and lacy, does not mean that I am some dirty girl stereotype for you to harass and ogle.

Do you pretend to be into this to make boys like you?