If You Kissed Me
I would follow you home. You would open the door, and I would have to stop myself from leaping for joy. I would have to pretend to be less excited than I was, pretend that I don’t need you the way I have needed you for so long now.
How To Get Your Heart Broken
Know the day where the speech is coming. Feel it in your bones when they call you and ask you to meet them somewhere — somewhere public enough that you won’t make a scene.
This Is Where You Tell Me I’m Pretty
Is that really the point of these conversations — to get me to stop being upset by reminding me that men still find me attractive, that I still have some kind of worth in this world, as judged by others?
Get Out Of My Bed
People tell us all the time that we should be together, that we would make such a good couple, that we’re “basically already dating.” What does that mean?
Do You Love Her?
You told me you were leaving, and at least had the decency not to pretend that it was just to be alone for a while.
26 Ways To Have An Awesome Weekend
Read the entire Wikipedia article on a really important event you know almost nothing about, and feel really informed for the next few days.
21 Signs You’re The Sad Single Friend
You avoid romantic comedies like the plague because you don’t want to have to deal with the two main characters having a happy ending (and are prone to cursing at the screen).
Three Cheers For Female Masturbation!
A woman who masturbates — especially one who masturbates often — is defective in some way. She needs a man, or is driving all of the potential suitors away with her flagrant demonstrations of self-satisfaction.
Be Mine, Just For Today
Because maybe relationships don’t have to fulfill everything for everybody. Maybe you are right in wanting less, and I am being overly demanding in wanting something serious.
The 29 Worst Things About Being In Your 20s
Feeling cheated out of what you had always imagined adulthood would look like, and resentful towards a generation of hardcore debters that left us a relatively bleak financial and professional landscape.