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Send frequent text messages that just contain the word “FROYO” and 10 ice cream-themed emojis.

They always had the best baggy hoodies to steal, that you would wear everywhere — at home, in class, to the mall — until they were totally worn out.

I have to admit, the owner is really good at that.

Sometimes, when you’re feeling a little saucy, you post a meme about wine!

No one even really knows if this person has a voice, because they don’t speak. They don’t interact.

The best place to have a heart-to-heart or DTR (Define The Relationship) conversation is on a beach at night, either putting your feet in the water and looking off into the horizon, or leaning against a lifeguard stand.

“I’m making myself a salad tonight… is there a Whole Foods near here?”

We all used to play in mud pits and sandboxes and in trees (that we promptly fell out of) while wearing our enormous, inconvenient Disney Princess dresses and tutus.

And how perfect is her description of the catch-22 of finding yourself with a Nice Guy who won’t go away?

Well, I guess we can all feel badly about ourselves for the rest of the day, because this kid is just insane.