40 Songs For Reliving Your Scary Punk Phase
The eyeliner fades. The songs stick. Long live 2007.
5 Coffee Orders & What Your Barista Really Thinks Of Them
At the end of the day, I’m going to give you what you need, not what you THINK you want, cause barista privilege.
6 Fantasies (And Nightmares) I Have While Driving Alone
I overanalyze the last interaction I’ve had with nearly every important figure in my life and what it means for us. I’ll project ideas into the future.
4 Skills Tarzan And Jane Have Taught Us About Modern Relationships
Jane and Tarzan are a prime example of what can happen when we stop sucking at relationships and just accept that “we’re not that different at all.”
Roommates And Live-In Boyfriends
He lives with me, here in this apartment. I can hear his voice through the walls. Sometimes it shouts; other times it coos with affection.
Writing Is A Weird Thing
Writing isn’t talking. I don’t even have to open my mouth for you to know exactly what I think.
The 5 Types Of People In Every College Classroom
There are all kinds of people in this world. A college classroom is a good way to get a little slice of each kind of person out there.