19 Smartass Comments To Use During A Traffic Stop (That Will Definitely Get You Arrested)
Are you aware your passenger is a prostitute?
Are you aware your passenger is a prostitute?
1. Cumulative Dilatory Vehicular Acceleration Consequence.
At first I was shocked to see the 6-foot tall feline walking toward me. Then I noticed the oversized bowtie and the huge red and white striped hat perched jauntily atop his head.
Why were the controls to the Deathstar tractor beam placed over a dangerous, thousand foot deep shaft?
TLI – Too Little Information
You spend most of the day dealing with a bunch of different a-holes.
Anxiety dreams occur when the daily stress and insecurities of our lives go all Freddy Krueger and infiltrate our unconscious minds.
Instant Sweepstakes Results on Product Packages
We all know how 50 Shades of Grey came to be: Erotic Twilight fan fiction becomes titillating bestseller, which is made into blockbuster movie. What next?
To correctly spell this word I’ve always had to think of it as “bussy-ness.”