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12. To the hotel guest who was eaten alive by bedbugs:
You didn’t sleep in the bathtub? Wow, OK, Prince Charles.
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6. Would the movie, Frozen, have done as well without the “arctic vortex”?
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Also, quick question: who put the pedophiles in charge of designing children’s costumes? Because they’re doing an awesome job.