50 Men On The Tinder Profiles That Are An ‘Immediate Left’
“Venmo me $5 and see what happens 😏”
“Venmo me $5 and see what happens 😏”
Go for a long walk. Get out of your current environment and headspace by changing your scenery.
If you hear the song of the Gourgeist you are cursed forever.
You can get them to do literally anything by making it a challenge.
Me at the beginning of 2016: what could possibly go wrong? Literally every aspect to life on this planet: good thing you asked.
Find some porn that works for you and order a new toy and a nice bottle of wine. You’re not missing out on anything.
No matter how good those first few dates are, the aren’t as good as the first big exhale you have after you get home and shut the door behind you.
The relationship you have when you’re dating is nothing like the one you have after you have kids.
I guess our invitation got lost in the mail.
This is witchcraft.