Nice Dumb Old Heart: Closed for Renovations.
It’s imperative for an ellipses to occur in the service to accomplish a total renovation of this establishment, before the damages (which have gone as deep as the foundations) are completely irreversible.
Jason Sudeikis Caught Me Off Guard
The loves of my life are Jason Schwartzman, Jason Segel and Jason Sudeikis. All three Jasons. All three talented individuals.
I Could Definitely (Maybe) Raise Some Cool Babies
Just the thought of him being sort of fatherly made me think of our brown-skinned/red-haired/half American–half Argentinean/non-conceived/imaginary babies.
This Elevator Is Too Small
You did not wake up with me. You did not choose me. There is no more you and me.
35 Steps For Meeting A Cute Guy And Successfully Asking Him Out
7. Hate the girl that ~you think~ is dating him because you feel some sort of tension between them.