Adorable Woman On Subway Meets Jay-Z, Has No Idea Who He Is
On a subway crushing with people wanting to get a gander at him, (I mean, can I live?!) Jay takes some time to chat with a sweet white-haired woman who asks, “Are you famous?”
To Be An Artist, Do You Need To Live A Quiet Life?
When I was 18, I would have probably told you that it was impossible to even be a writer without going through some CRAZY shit and coming out the other side, without partying or experiencing life’s wacked out niches, without being an outspoken outsider with their life held together by dental floss and chewing gum.
Gear Up For An Awesome Hanukkah, Jews!
I can not recommend the dreidel drinking game highly enough. You’ll be spinning faster than that top.
Possible Ways Dexter Could End
Then, Joey just wipes his butthole with his badge and passes out, drool falling from his dumb lips.
My Meds Are Messing Me Up
I had just been mechanically describing my symptoms and all of a sudden, I was weeping. He asked me what was wrong and when I could get words out, I said, “I’m scared that this is my life now.”
There’s Never Going To Be Another Audrey Hepburn Or Marilyn Monroe
We don’t need a new Marilyn, we had the old Marilyn and that ended tragically. Why are we romanticizing that?
21 Things To Accomplish Before The Holidays
Get back in touch with your friends back home so you can see them when you visit. You’ll all need some time away from the crazy fam when you’re back in your hometown.
Stars Wars Episode 7 Set For 2015 But Hopefully The World Ends First
If you want to to introduce Star Wars to a new generation, let them watch A New Hope like the goddamn rest of us did.
10 Pictures From Your Broken Cell Phone You Will Miss The Most
A Chinese food menu misspelling of the phrase “veg options available” to say “vag options available.” Sent to mostly everyone.
A Lesbian Music Playlist
Did you know one half of Nina Sky is a lesbian? Or that P!nk did a song about lesbian sex with Peaches? Or that Tracy Chapman has never officially come out? Fun facts!