10 TV Pairings That Should Have Hooked Up
Seth and Ryan eventually ended up with women that suited them perfectly, but you can’t tell me Seth wasn’t always a little bit into Ryan in a sexy way.
15 Signs You Should Quit Your Job
You hear the music from Jaws in your head anytime someone approaches your desk.
17 Signs You Need More Sleep
You’ve started seeing Brad Pitt. Everywhere.
Congratulations! You Are Not Dead Yet
By waking up this morning, you have already bested a lot of people.
7 Great Rock N’ Roll Documentaries To Get You Started
I saw this documentary when I was in high school; before that, I’d glamorized the idea of being a scandalously young rock star, and these girls were kick ass pioneers, but they were also broken to the core by the industry.
The Nine Circles Of Internet Hell
To symbolize the randomness and disorientation of lust, the pop-ups will keep coming one after the other and they’ll be the kind you can’t X out because when you click the X, you only open another ad. Forever and ever, for all eternity until you drown in computer porn viruses.
5 Fears About Seeing A Psychiatrist
People who haven’t had to seek help for mental illness might not get this but it takes a lot of courage and build up to even call and make that appointment.
A Corporate Welcome Email To My Chin Pimples
Chimples joins an already impressive team here at My Face. He’ll be working alongside the Forehead Acne, doing a remarkable job despite an earlier setback this year when the owner of My Face tried to cover them by getting bangs.
The Types Of People In Your Acting Class
You just can’t talk to her because when you do, you turn into a cartoon wolf with steam coming out of your ears. GO BE A FAMOUS HOT GIRL ALREADY. THE REST OF US CAN’T LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE.
All You Do Is Watch Law And Order: SVU. Are You Okay?
I hear the theme music as I fall asleep at night. I hear ADA Cabot yelling at Elliot Stabler in my head. I have sex dreams about BD Wong.