Happy 40th Birthday, Eminem! We Are All Old!
My earliest memory of Eminem is from the sixth grade, where an older girl played me his Slim Shady LP in our bunk beds at space camp. (I go hard, guys.)
Binders Of Women
But oh, those aren’t meme-worthy! Those don’t have that perfect ring, that concise eloquence, that strange phrasing that makes a beautiful baby meme.
It’s Okay To Suck At Stuff
Hooray! Let’s all suck together in one massive global conspiracy of suck!
Watch This Eye-Opening Video Of A 17-Year-Old Being Racially Profiled
There’s all kinds of street privilege afforded to you depending on who you are.
Bone, Marry, Kill: New Girl’s Schmidt, Nick and Winston
On New Girl, there’s former basketball star Winston, “douchebag” with a heart of gold Schmidt, and law-school dropout turned bartender Nick.
When You See Your Mom Get Hurt
My mom turns to me and in a small voice, she says, “I’m scared.”
The Pros and Cons Of Going On A First Date
I kind of always assumed first dates were like Tim Burton movies without Johnny Depp or getting famous through Myspace: they don’t happen anymore. Or like recycling: something people talk about doing and then never actually do. (Just kidding! I recycle more than I’ve ever been happy about a first date!)
Ask A 30-Something, Vol 1: Myq Kaplan
Sincerely, I think under ideal circumstances, people will find what they love doing in their 20s, and they’ll hopefully start pursuing that unapologetically, without worrying about the judgments of others.
Andy Dwyer’s Top 5 Most Andy Dwyer-y Moments
So how does a one-off “bad guy” character with no depth end up being one of the viewers’ favorite people?
Wife Material, Vol. 5: Kate McKinnon
Not only is she the first openly lesbian cast member to be out while on the show, but she’s freaking hilarious and crushing it every week.