How To Never Leave Your Apartment
Don’t talk out loud. If you do, make sure it is only to a cat or stuffed animals or something else that can not talk back.
We All Need Someone To Get A Beer With
The point is you need someone where the relationship isn’t that deep, where the hangout is relaxed and devoid of pressure.
Dear This Cough That Will Not Go Away
Like, remember when I tried that cough spray from CVS and you were all, “Nope?” Good times, right? I was so naive back then.
The Devotion Project Presents The Cutest Lesbian Couple Ever
Gail says, “We’re getting to be an old boring couple.” Audrey adamantly replies, “No, we are not boring, Gail. That is one thing we are not.”
You Were A Storm
Deep down, you know what you really are. And you can never be with me, because I also know what you really are.
I Waited Here For Dave Grohl Everlong
Dave Grohl was wasted, first of all and still managed to be one of the most engaging showmen I’ve ever seen.
We Can’t Talk About It
What are we even doing? I want to ask you. But I can’t even do that because it would break this spell we’ve woven around ourselves. Nothing is going on, because nothing is going on.
Nervous Reporter Has The Best Chat With Mila Kunis And Other Cool Interview Stories
A phoner with Glenn Close where I told her she was my favorite on-screen villain. She said, “Who? Alex from ‘Fatal Attraction?'” and I said, “No, Cruella Deville.” And then she laughed for like 30 seconds and told me I “must be very young, darling.”
Could Someone Else Abort Your Baby?
They have three other kids and they don’t think they can care for a special needs baby. They ask the surrogate to abort the baby.
Oh. We Made Plans Weeks Ago But Now You “Don’t Feel Like Going Out.” That’s Cool, I Guess
You can see I’m sitting at this bar with my friend having a clearly private conversation, but you want to come over and try to hit on us both? Okay.