The John Mulaney Line That Will Put You In A Better Mood On December 19
“College was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me Or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep? But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000.”
“College was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me Or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep? But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000.”
The benefit was our growing friendship. It was knowing you were only a text message away. It creating inside jokes with you. It was learning small, secret things about you.
If you roll your eyes at corny holiday films, watch a Christmas-themed episode of Always Sunny In Philadelphia or The Office.
Girls in happy relationships are not happy all the time. There are arguments. There are misunderstandings. There are times when the love feels stale.
Take each other window shopping. Try on ugly sweaters. Grab a holiday-themed drink from Starbucks.
“Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.”
He puts a lot of thought into your presents. He doesn’t throw candles and gift cards at you. He buys (or makes) you sentimental gifts. Gifts that show he has been paying attention. Gifts that prove he is willing to put effort into your relationship.
You get excited when you see this other person’s name on your phone. When your partner’s name pops up instead, you are a teensy bit disappointed.
Stop acting like work comes first, your family comes first, your friends come first, the rest of the world comes first.
You cannot be too forward because it will scare them away. But you cannot wait too long to make a move because they will wander away on their own.