21 Things Only People Who Are Seriously Addicted To Shopping Will Understand
Drunk texting? We go drunk shopping! Why waste a solid buzz overcoming your fear of talking to a boy when you can, instead, overcome your fear of spending too much $$$$
Remembering Nancy Reagan — 17 Moving Quotes From The Former First Lady
“A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.”
Lifelong Republican Pens This Heartbreaking Letter Thanking President Obama For ‘Saving His Life’
“I proudly wore pins and planted banners displaying my Republican loyalty. I was very vocal in my opposition to you–particularly the ACA.”
Inspirational Teacher Tells Anxious Students EXACTLY How Much Standardized Tests Matter
“The scores you get from these tests will tell you something, but they will not tell you everything.”
Why Chris Christie Is Now The Biggest F*ck In American Politics
Christie managed to spit in the faces of his own constituents, bolster Donald Trump, and achieve absolutely nothing for himself except becoming the biggest f*ck in American politics.
As It Turns Out, Homophobes Are Just Really F*cking Sexually Repressed
Just get laid already.
Here’s All Your Favorite Celebrities Rockin’ It At The Oscars
Leonardo DiCaprio finally won an Oscar — and talked about the perils of global warming.
18 Reasons This Millennial Is Rooting For Bernie And You Should Too
If you’re wondering what all the Bernie-hype is about, this article is for you.
TL;DR Version Of The Iowa Caucus Results So You Can Talk About Them At Work Today
Donald Trump came in second, but he was the favorite to win. He gave a very gracious speech, roused his base, and expressed his interest in buying a farm (if anyone is selling?), but any Trump supporters have to acknowledge that the Iowa caucus was a huge disappointment.
Some Genius Made A Bernie Sanders Remix Of Kanye’s Recent Twitter Rant And It Is EVERYTHING
The moment we’ve been waiting for: Kanye vs. Wiz Khalifa becomes Bernie vs. Hillary.