The Alt-Right Is Really Pissed That Donald Trump Might Not Throw Hillary In Prison After All
“After all, what’s the point of being in power if you can’t chuck your opponents in jail?”
BREAKING: I Don’t Care What Kanye Thinks About Politics
Check out this scolding hot take.
This Texas Woman Is Trying To Break The World Record For Longest Fingernails
Do you want nails like these?
This Girl Sends Her Mother One Weird Text A Day, And ALWAYS Gets A Hilarious Response
What an awesome mom!
Donald Trump Keeps Changing His Opinion Of The Electoral College Because His Only Ideology Is Himself
Disbelief in Donald Trump’s never-ending ideological changes isn’t even a good story anymore.
Everything You Need To Know About Piece Of Shit, Er…Top White House Advisor Stephen Bannon
Chairman of the American Nazi Party, Rocky J. Suhayda was surprised — but impressed — that Donald Trump gave a position of influence to Bannon.
Black Students At UPenn Were Added To Racist GroupMe And Invited To ‘Daily Lynching’
Black students at the University of Pennsylvania have been added to two different GroupMes en masse. The groups are entitled “TRUMP IS LOVE” and “Mud Men” and both contain extremely racist language and images.
Elementary School Students Chant ‘Build That Wall’ To The Horror Of Their Latino Peers
Is this “making America great again???”
Why Did Ted Nugent Grope Himself On Stage While Campaigning For Donald Trump?
I don’t know. Do you know? Does anybody know?
My Hometown And The Rise Of Donald J. Trump
Because — at the core of it — the message of Donald Trump is that someone has stolen something from you, and he’ll get it back.