James Altucher

Checklist for Having Children

You have to assume that God made it so much fun to have kids because everything else about having kids is really unpleasant.

I like to keep my finger on the pulse of the people. Know what’s important to them – the issues, the concerns, the fears.

Jealousy or anger is like a roadmap to your insides. It’s never about the other people.

They just wanted to end the confusion.

How can I avoid carbs and sugar if the only food we have in this house is cumin powder and ice cream?

Sometimes you give a carrot but they take the whole stick.

I’m a winner.

Every breath is a miracle.

School is about to start and then your life is over.

I hate being a slave. One might think: don’t be a jerk. You weren’t in chains in the 1800s. That was…