What Makes Each Zodiac Sign Bad In Bed
ARIES: They skip foreplay.
ARIES: They skip foreplay.
People complain about how everyone is getting engaged right now.
Repeat conversations. I get bored easily. If you keep texting me to say hey and then we copy and paste the same conversation we’ve had the last three times, I’m not going to want to see you in person. I’m not even going to want to text you back.
My friend’s mom (over 70 years old) owns a small asian grocery store. Post Malone came walking in with his girlfriend and his mom had no idea who he was. A few cute things happened: She was nervous because of his tattoos, but happy/not worried once he bought a lot of food. She had no idea he was a celebrity.
TAURUS: You should celebrate with a boozy shamrock shake.
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree, and the guy behind the counter said, “Are you going to put it up yourself?” My dad said, “Don’t be disgusting. I’m going to put it in the living room.”
Do not stare at your phone. Do not stare off in the distance. Make eye contact, nod, and lean forward to show you are interested in what they have to say. Make it clear their thoughts matter to you.
I worked in a T-Mobile store. A lady comes in screaming about how she bought a phone the previous day, didn’t buy insurance and dropped it in a pool. She was demanding I give her a new phone for free. But, she wasn’t even our customer. She was a Verizon customer.
“Earth sucks so much that God has depression is an eerily believable premise at this point.”
The first season of the Netflix series covers the entire storyline that occurs throughout the graphic novels.