Jeffrey Ellinger

The Song I Sing

We go to parties and laugh when we get home, falling on top of each other with a rawness we love.

Something like, “Jesus was angry as balls when he threw those d-bags out of the temple” is acceptable.

First, a thing floating through infinity. There is nowhere it is not, and nothing it can not do.

5. ‘Who Is The Most Attractive Hipster Essayist?’– Molly Young v Megan Boyle v Sloane Crosley and so on

3. The feeling of proposing marriage or saying yes to a marriage proposal

1. Is he going to text you back?

Now and for all of eternity, let us know what is good and true when it comes to your amazing and beautiful, sexy as anything in the world, back hair.

“ATLiens”: If Lennon/McCartney had been born in rural Georgia in the late 70s, this is the album they would’ve made.

8. Develop a mental disorder – Which one you choose depends on what kinds of defects you may already have.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is not a movie yet, but I’ll later see it and immediately think of the talks I had with Megan.