The Saddest Girls Wear The Brightest Lipstick
Strangers, honest strangers, are the most dangerous people there are.
I’ve Got 99 Problems And Laundry Is One
Your soggy twisted clothes are starting to get all pruney in the washing machine.
5 More Minutes, Please
I’ll rest there for as long as you’ll let me, for as long as I can.
The Places I’ve Lived Post-Grad
I had no game plan, no job, no permanent mailing address, no meal plan, no “first-year in the real world” advisor and no chance to claim a “grade forgiveness” if I messed up a semester of life.
7 Situations We Secretly Love
2. People singing Happy Birthday to you, at work.
How To Fit In: NYC
You have come to understand, that things just don’t fit here, in New York City.
8 Things I Wish I Told You On Our First Date
2. You lost me at “My ex-girlfriend”
13 Reasons Why Growing Up Is Mind Boggling
8. Our perception of “home” becomes all mangled.
Holding On For Too Long
You’ve never been the one to let go first.
I Don’t Like Wearing Bras
I don’t mind wearing pants (that is, if you consider leggings pants), but I’m fed up with bras.