Religion Is A Problem
We don’t have to believe in anything that’s unreasonable.
Welcome To Miserable America
Welcome to the land of the free, the home of the brave, and the input of the snarky, selfish, and ungrateful.
5 F*ck Yeah Moments From The Walking Dead – Season 5 (Already)
***WARNING: WALKERS, CANNIBALS, AND SPOILERS AHEAD***
30 Ways To Catcall Like A Gentleman
I would SO open a door for you.
How To Turn An Enemy Into A Friend In 9 Easy Steps
If they don’t know they’re being frenemized, then they open themselves up to becoming a great frenemy. Just execute timely birthday etiquette and then watch as the ice begins to cleave from their cold, dirty heart.
15 “Death-Hacks” That Will Change Your World
Text while driving while Bluetoothing while turning around to pet your Pomeranian while he’s sitting in the backseat, ensuring that your eyes are not on the road.
18 Reasons Why Peyton Manning’s A Cyborg
Peyton Manning advertises for DirecTV because he too is controlled by a satellite dish.
Zac Efron Is Going To End The World
I am secure enough to admit that Zac Efron is a handsome man.
The Magic Of Fantasy Football
This is a pastime that passes the time anywhere. A power-hobby that has become more aligned with Americana than heart disease and baseball.
What Your Shirt Says About You
In one sentence!