Snap Judgements I Made About Your Tinder
THAT’S NOT A PHOTO OF YOU. THAT’S MICHAEL VARTAN. Wait, are you Michael Vartan?
Amy Poehler Raps About Butter, Continues Being Better Than Me
Amy recently appeared on the “Comedy Bang! Bang!” podcast, and those jerks made her rap about butter. Clearly Amy killed it because, duh.
Shiny (And Vaguely Ominous) Inside Peek Of Lisa Frank Headquarters
Me and every other girl born within 5 years of me are collectively exploding into a deafening symphony of “SQUEEEEE!” this week about the release of this dreamy video of the Lisa Frank headquarters featuring an interview with Lisa Frank herself.
The Most Important 8 Seconds of Video You’ll Watch Today
Other than being associated with a VMAs performance that gave me unprecedentedly fulfilling sex dreams about Beetlejuice (do me dirty, Robin Keaton Beetlerapist), this video is hands down the most I’ve ever enjoyed Miley Cyrus.
Brooklyn Artist Doesn’t Enjoy Catcalling For Some Weird Reason
It’s essentially is a guy saying, “Um, pardon me, ma’am, but I believe you’ve forgotten that your presence on earth, and on this sidewalk, is entirely for the purpose of my enjoyment, and that of my fellow menfolk.”
7 Things You Aren’t Allowed To Do After Labor Day 2013
Talk about twerking; attempt to twerk. Or even mention You-Know-Whore’s name.
“Suck Four Dicks If You Want To”: Feminism’s New Poet Laureate, Krystal
All you hyper-intellectual TED-talkers with your high-brow, book-learned feminastics can take a goddamn seat, because we have a new official troubadour of sexual liberation, and her talk could not be any realer.
19 Best Quotes From Kanye’s ‘New York Times’ Interview
“The idea of Kanye and vanity are like, synonymous.”
Why It’s Important To Criticize Rihanna And Chris Brown
If Chris Brown and Rihanna are aware enough of the range of their audience to use it for their professional advantage, they are engaged in a contract with the public, the other side of which says “You are responsible for the image you portray, and the morals you personify.”
Why The Republican Party’s Color-Washing Campaign Won’t Work
Coming out of an utterly painful-to-watch likeability meltdown in 2012, the Republican Party is attempting to dig out of the dog days of public disapproval via a campaign to introduce a little, um, color into their party.