13 People On How Their Lover’s BFF Is Killing Their Romance
“My girlfriend’s best friend is like her conjoined twin—they are joined at the hip and we literally can’t go anywhere without her best friend tagging along like a desperate puppy.”
“My girlfriend’s best friend is like her conjoined twin—they are joined at the hip and we literally can’t go anywhere without her best friend tagging along like a desperate puppy.”
“If you want to date me, you’re agreeing to ‘date’ my pets, too.”
“Novelty napkins make me happier than they should….I like throw pillows. A lot….My nails always have to be painted….”
“It was just my luck to fall in love at first sight with a beautiful blonde girl with a mouth like a truck driver and who smoked like a chimney.”
“Unlike my mom, I married a woman.”
“I always want to give them a taste of their own medicine.”
“I like seeing these millionaires wrapped around my fingers.”
“I’m emotionally deformed. While most of my peers have grown up and created adult lives for themselves, I’m still a four-year-old.”
“There are some things that are unforgivable. Cheating is one of them.”
“He shoves his mossy tongue into your mouth and then swirls it around rapidly like a helicopter propeller.”