Where’s the only place you’ll see a grown man writhing in pain, tattling on another man for tripping him up, and falling to the ground in a grandeur expression of drama when another’s shoulder graces his own?
They’re a role model for devotion, for love, for life. And they’re irreplaceable.
Mind you, this is coming from a girl who pretty much does half of these things, too.
1. The one who doesn’t know fridge etiquette.
The Humble Bragger – Regina George
You haven’t truly experienced Black Friday until you’ve seen the family with matching t-shirts printed up to document their communal experience (with an optional flag to lead the way and/or keep everyone in check).
Can you imagine anything that you’ve committed to for twelve years?
Britt (6:1 odds)
The life of a dog can teach us so much about love, loss, gratitude, passion, happiness, and what is truly important in the long run.
You’re the only one in your grade school with in-laws, nieces, and nephews.