17 Times Hyperbole And A Half Just GETS You
“Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake is the only thing that matters.”
“Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake is the only thing that matters.”
You’ve talked to yourself while cooking, as if you’re hosting a show on the Food Network.
“It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all – in which case, you fail by default.” –JK Rowling
It’s my decision whether the rejection that inevitably soaks through to my bones will be the poison or the vaccine.
Winter isn’t the only thing that’s coming.
Malcolm is a geek, carefully surviving life in The Bottoms, a tough neighborhood in Inglewood, CA filled gangsters and drugs dealers, while juggling his senior year of college applications, interviews and the SAT.
It’s pretty much guaranteed and not at all a coincidence that your favorite restaurant serves breakfast all day.
“I am here for the food.”
They went out last weekend.
To pet a dog. Find some happiness in knowing that in the moment that you are scratching behind the dog’s ear, you are one of their favorite people on Earth.