Ten Commandments Of Best Friendship
You shall support all of their white lies.
You shall support all of their white lies.
She ACTUALLY FLIES THROUGH THE AIR ON A WRECKING BALL.
The government can see your dick pics.
Your idea of a perfect date is just you, a cup of coffee (with a full pot on standby), and a good book.
We’ve tried brushing our hair with a fork (or should I say, dinglehopper).
Damn that Toy Story 3 ending! The tears keep flowing, and all the emotions you’ve kept bottled up for the past few months are washing over you like an unending spin cycle.
“In diversity there is beauty and there is strength.” –Maya Angelou
They ask if it’s cool that they Snapchat their ex halfway through.
“OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT……We’re fine. It was just a piece of lint blowing in the breeze.”
When one of you is doing something stupid, the rest of you are more than happy to set them straight.