14 Ways To Know You’re An Optimistic Pessimist
The phrase, “Hope for the best, plan for the worst,” is your life motto.
19 Times Danny Castellano Was The Cranky Old Man We All Secretly Are
He doesn’t have time for nonsense.
Hilarious Mindy Kaling Tweets To Get You Through To The Weekend
“When i have a crush on someone I pester them until they die.”
11 Relationship Dealbreakers For Homebodies
They think Friday and Saturday nights are for something called, “going out.”
17 Signs You’ve Hit Peak Laziness
Your day consists of 90% lying in bed thinking about all the stuff you should be doing, and 10% pacing around your apartment trying to convince yourself to go do those things.
14 Struggles All Glasses-Wearers Deal With
Swimming in the ocean. Either I wear my glasses and risk losing them to Poseidon, or I don’t wear them and risk not being able to see the Great White swimming straight for me.
15 Signs You’re Being Hit With Massive Post-Grad Wanderlust
Anytime a movie features another country, you immediately need to go there.
23 Thoughts Shy People Have While Everyone Else Is Talking
What would happen if I just slapped this person right across the face? For no reason. Just… slapped them.
15 Ways To Know Your Best Friend Is Sticking Around Forever
They’re like a cat, you fed them once, and now they refuse to leave.
18 Stages Of Going To A Party With Your Best Friend
Staying within at most twenty feet of each other at all times.