“I pace and stress about the date for hours and hours, compose and delete countless texts bailing on the date, and then just go for it. I just have to rip the bandaid off quickly. I want to die for the majority of the evening, but at the end of the day, I’m almost always glad I went out.”
They were your ride-or-die. And now they’re not. The North Star that gave you the confidence to move fearlessly forward has blinked out, and you’re lost and unsure if you even want to continue in the same direction as before.
“The Only Thing” by Sufjan Stevens
“I accidentally swiped right on my ex. We matched, which she took to mean that I wanted to get back together. I had to low-key break up with her all over again. It was horrible.”
Omg is that a cat?! THANK GOD. Brb, playing with this cat for the next 12 hours or until my friend gets here.
It’s a secret that you’ll TAKE TO THE GRAVE.
When did pumpkin spice lattes become a national treasure? Why? Who actually likes these??
THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO AFTER THE SUN GOES DOWN. You’re so used to everything closing by 9pm and just driving around with your friends, but now you can go out. And like, meet people. That you haven’t known your entire life.
“The area we were driving through was boring, the music was barely on, and we weren’t talking about anything, but I remember feeling like I had won the lottery to be on a boring road trip with him. We’ve been married for three years now.”
Corn mazes are great. Why whyyyyy does it have to be a Haunted corn maze??? YOU WANT TO GET LOST IN THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAY, NOT CHASED BY SOME ZOMBIE-VAMPIRE-CLOWN UNTIL YOU DIE OF A HEART ATTACK.