Greening Out On The Bus
Claire laughed both at the idea of someone earnestly identifying as a witch, and then at the suggested relationship between “kitten stickers” and “witches.”
Are You In LOOOOOVE With Your Computer?
I thought, “Should I empty out my backpack onto the floor right now in this crowded room full of people, cover my MacBook Air in plastic, put everything back in my bag, and bike home?” Then, because I am stupid I thought, “Nahhh.”
My Nana Found Out I Did Shrooms
Uncle Jean’s fiancé simply asked me what I did on the weekend and I answered with sincerity.
That Time I Broke Up With My Boyfriend On Christmas
I always felt stifled by him, like I was always being doubted, or kept under surveillance.
21 Ways You Know You’re A Baby
Milk just comes to you. If you want it, you automatically express it and then magically, your muscles are moving in sweet and sour fat-fluid.
What I Want To Be When I Grow Up (50 Years From Now)
When I die my ego might involuntarily be replaced by logarithms because I can’t afford to physically propel myself through time, but honestly I could care less: hence why I look the way I do.
Everyday Struggles: Airport Edition
I told myself that I needed to smoke all my weed before going through airport security even though I knew it didn’t really matter since I was flying within country.
Two Lovers, Talking About Snuff Films
I am only lost within a season-less haze of reoccurring binaries involving tragedy and comedy, life and death, night and day, male and female.
Paranoid New Age Internet Syndrome
It’s a possibility, that I’m just chemically unbalanced in the head, or whatever. Because I can’t shake the feeling that after I die I will be at peace finally, happy and free,
My First Goat Head
I went to the local market and the butcher sold me the goat head for a dollar. A DOLLAR! You can’t even buy a pack of gum for a dollar.