Epistemic Crisis > Existential Crisis
“Intelligence” is a funny word to explain this linguistic, social tendency, since insects do it all the time and no one considers them intelligent.
Detroit Has Whole Foods Now, Is Where 20-Somethings Can Move To Stop Complaining
Here’s some advice for all of the post-graduates who “don’t know what they’re doing with their lives,” why don’t you move to Detroit and buy a Victorian mansion for five hundred dollars?
The Dude With The Million Dollar Microscope
“They just buy things,” I said, seriously thinking about people in the neighborhood. “Like, that’s all they do all day. Is just buy things.”
How To Adopt Twin Three-Legged Cats
Get stoned and type “disabled cats” + (your city) into your internet search browser one day while you’re bored and lying on the couch.
My Daily Schedule
One of my favorite things to do is go to the park. I’m an adult. This is my life…
3.14159 Things You Can Always Depend On
They make up money, they make up burritos, they make up sex, they make up dogs, they make up drugs, they even make up the internet.