The Holidays Are When You Grieve
They leave cans of beer and letters on his gravestone out in quiet North Dakota. Maybe the dead like those visits, or maybe they just want to sleep.
Inner Monologue Of A Person Making A Green Smoothie
Avocados are supposed to make you pretty, I think. Healthy fats!
12 Female Authors Every Woman (and Man) Must Know
Esquire just posted a list called “12 Authors Every Man Must Know.” With entries like Stephen King and Philip Roth, it was the most phoned-in list I’ve read recently…
Glare Ice: A Love Story
I’ve been in cars with them when they’re full of liquor, seesawing on their feet but steady on the road. Farm boys have a grasp on a steering wheel, they were born holding it.
5 Christmas Songs To Get You In The True Holiday Spirit (Wallowing In Depression)
I just wanna wallow in some sad, sad songs and hide on the couch with the cat. Do you also feel this way? Good, because I’ve made you a mini-playlist just for that purpose!
In Defense Of Kimye
What – I believe in love, OK?
Here’s What I’ve Been Doing Since You’ve Been Gone
December is the loneliest month. I like to be alone. I just don’t like to be lonely.
More Realistic Compliments My Cat-Callers Should Give Me
Why don’t they ever say, “Hey girl! You’re lookin’ a little dead behind the eyes today! Having a rough week?”
Urban Head, Rural Heart
You’ve never seen open space like that.
6 Christmas Songs Working In Retail Has Murdered
To be honest, working retail has ruined Christmas music for me forever – with the exception of Nat King Cole, George Strait’s “Merry Christmas Strait to You” (I just love puns) and “Hard Candy Christmas” by Dolly Parton.