Inner Monologue Of A Person Making A Green Smoothie
Avocados are supposed to make you pretty, I think. Healthy fats!
Avocados are supposed to make you pretty, I think. Healthy fats!
Esquire just posted a list called “12 Authors Every Man Must Know.” With entries like Stephen King and Philip Roth, it was the most phoned-in list I’ve read recently…
I’ve been in cars with them when they’re full of liquor, seesawing on their feet but steady on the road. Farm boys have a grasp on a steering wheel, they were born holding it.
I just wanna wallow in some sad, sad songs and hide on the couch with the cat. Do you also feel this way? Good, because I’ve made you a mini-playlist just for that purpose!
What – I believe in love, OK?
December is the loneliest month. I like to be alone. I just don’t like to be lonely.
Why don’t they ever say, “Hey girl! You’re lookin’ a little dead behind the eyes today! Having a rough week?”
You’ve never seen open space like that.
To be honest, working retail has ruined Christmas music for me forever – with the exception of Nat King Cole, George Strait’s “Merry Christmas Strait to You” (I just love puns) and “Hard Candy Christmas” by Dolly Parton.
A color that’s appropriate for work: Essie Ballet Slippers works for a bride AND at a conservative office.