The 20 Worst Things About Packing

If you want to give yourself a stroke, pack for a trip. It is probably the most anxiety inducing thing you can do without leaving your bedroom.

Stop Sending Me Lame Texts

Sent at random times, I saw the intent–he wanted to initiate a text conversation with me but was, for whatever reason, insecure about initiating said conversation.

Skateboards Are Stupid

I no longer crave being the groupie to the flat-footed sneaker wearing boys whose cool reads on the custom bumper stickers on the bottom of their boards.

The 8 Worst Things About Being Single

You can sleep as spread eagled as you like, you can go months without waxing and you don’t have any obligation to contact anyone all the time. You can just do you whenever and however you want.

How To Deal With A Terrible First Date

When you’re swirling your drink around in a glass, staring into the mini tornado you’ve created desperately trying to think of something–anything–to say to break the silence, you know you’re probably on a terrible first date.