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I Totally Didn’t Even Notice It Took You Two Hours To Text Me Back (What The Fuck?)

Look, I get it. I’m sooooo bad at texting (what does that even mean, why is that a thing people say?) and so I understand why it’s taken you this long to answer me (I don’t understand, your phone is glued to your face).

22 Things I Definitely Didn’t Think I’d Be Doing At 22

I’m only able to consistently tolerate, like, 3-4 people. In total. None of them are family members. Two of them are dogs.

17 Arbitrary Pieces Of Advice I Learned Over The Past Year

There is an age at which you no longer can binge drink vodka out of a plastic handle without suffering the most soul-crushing hangover of your life, and that age is approximately two weeks after you turn 22.

7 Wines That Pair Well With Stalking Each Of Your Exes On The Internet

The King of the Red Wines, Cabernet Sauvignon is bold and strong—which is why it’s perfect for cleansing your palate when you feel the bile building up upon realizing that Jason met his new girlfriend on Bumble.

These 14 ‘Things Girls Do After Graduation’ Hit A Little Too Close To Home

Drunk arguments. Becoming a foodie. Passive-aggression.

I Have An Old Soul (And That’s Why I’m Better Than You)

I feel things. Like, really feel them. I am constantly feeling. If someone is crying in front of me, I cry harder and louder. I am always crying—metaphorically and literally. My soul is so, so old.

11 Signs Your Ex Was Never Actually Dating You (Because You Made The Relationship Up)

You were way more emotionally invested in him than he was in you. Mostly because he didn’t know who you were. And also because you just fell in love with his Twitter.

8 Uncommon Items That Will Make This Thanksgiving The Best One Yet

How do you make your Thanksgiving standout from the rest? Here’s a list of unique items that are must-haves if you’re looking to revolutionize Turkey Day.

Now Is Not The Time To Be Comfortable With Silence

We find ways to unify and come together by expressing our thoughts and by voicing our ideas. When there’s silence, there’s nothing to join in solidarity with. There’s nothing to grow from.

15 Steps To Avoid Interacting With Teenage Girls

Pretend you don’t see them. Once the Leader—probably named something like Brynlee—notices that you’re looking in the group’s direction, she will attack.

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