“Both my mom and grandmother used to always warn me about going to sleep with my hair still wet. They were convinced that it would give me arthritis??? Not sure if there is actual science backing that, but I always wash my hair in the morning just in case.” — Jenny, 20
Is his name something like Brad? Or Brock? Is he, like, the third Brad or Brock in his family?
No longer shall I conclude my emails with “does this make sense?” Of course it does! I wrote it.
You made it. Time to commemorate what seems like both the longest and shortest four years of your life with some very grown-up gifts that will help you get into the mindset that, yeah, you’re kinda an adult now.
Zero Limits—Except One: Embracing Your Sexuality While Also Not Letting Matt Get Any Ideas That You’re Into Super Weird Stuff Because, Like, You’re Not A Prude But You’re Definitely Not Doing That
The story is always the same: two people meet in some weirdly specific chatroom on the internet. You’re not sure why people are still using AOL-style chatrooms in 2016.
There seems to be a department of people who know how to zoom in and enhance photos and surveillance footage to an impossible degree of clarity.
When I realized, shit, my parents were right. About everything.
Is he talking about vibes? Are those aforementioned vibes chill?
I don’t want to get all “I can’t listen to music unless it’s on Vinyl,” but sometimes I really do wonder what happened to the event of going to concerts for the actual enjoyment of the music rather than the social media opportunity or the excuse to get drunk.