There’s a significant difference in using your single status as the punchline in a joke you’re telling about yourself, and actively complaining to the universe because you just hate being single.
Not only do candles create a light that’s truly relaxing and inviting, but smells like lavender, fir, lemon, and eucalyptus can instantly change your mood.
There’s still so much work left to do. So let’s get to it.
You are far too obnoxious and insane to enjoy something so serendipitous and as peaceful as a fine chamomile.
If you dress as Vivian Ward from Pretty Woman, you’re a “take no shit” kind of a girl.
Hold up everyone: La Croix has hit weddings.
@YOU: I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT WHAT YOU WROTE AND THEY ARE VALID OMG.
I just can’t fathom how you, you, this person who I cherished and treasured and LOVED would have so little regard for humanity. For kindness. For consent. For goodness.
🎶 Let’s talk about fall, baby. Let’s talk about all them leaves. 🎶
“We know that people are complicated and have a mixture of flaws and talents and sins. So why do we pretend that we don’t?” — Jon Ronson