Instagram Husbands Are What All Basic Bitches Want For Christmas
He’s there, scaling walls and risking life and limb for the craziest and most impressive picture. Because god FORBID that damn photo get less than 400 likes.
What The Different Leftovers In My Fridge Would Be Like As Boyfriends
He’s a little more than a booty call because you know his middle name and all, but he’d never be your boyfriend because he still quotes Fight Club like it’s his religion. You know there’s no longevity with the situation.
This Instagram Account Knows Where You Should Go To Hate Yourself
Get your tissues, get your Adele playlist ready, and pick one of these super sad locations for the next time you need to get down with your depressed self.
What If I’m Incapable Of Falling In Love Again?
I say that I’m emotionally damaged. I joke that the part of my brain that releases oxytocin has gone on a permanent sabbatical. I nod along when people tote the, “You just haven’t met the right person” banner while I silently disagree.
Here Are 10 Unexpected Uses For Your Sex Toy, Because I’m SURE You’ve Always Wondered
Take your bondage tape to the gym and get Fifty Shades of SWOL.
14 Pieces Of Life Advice From My Mom I’m Thankful For
People will try to take advantage of your generosity, but that doesn’t mean you should lose it.
With Arms Wide Open, I Admit That I Love Creed
Do I do a rousing rendition of Creed hits at karaoke? Yes, yes I do. I love getting raspy and belting out potentially Christian, post-grunge rock ballads. I imagine myself rocking a strange khaki jacket in the middle of an abandoned field and hearing thousands of fans also singing, “Welcome to this place.”
17 Things We All Need To Calm The F*ck Down About
Why someone isn’t texting us back. You know how a watched pot never boils? Well, a watched iPhone never notifies. Step away from the iMessage and breathe.
13 Reasons To Date A Nanny
Kids are expensive; taking them out and about doesn’t have to be. We have become practically connoisseurs at knowing where the cheap and fun places in our respective cities are. And you know what that means? We can also plan hella cheap and fun dates. You and your wallets will thank us.
I Want To Be Worth Writing About
If you write about me, I was worth writing about. I wasn’t a drop in the bucket, or a notch on the bedpost. I wasn’t just another girl who said they liked your smile or who said, “I bet you’re going to do cool thing someday.” It means that I resonated, that I left a mark.