Literally Shut The Fuck Up About Lena Dunham’s Weight
PSA: This “Trump Diet” isn’t a “fix” we should be cheering on.
PSA: This “Trump Diet” isn’t a “fix” we should be cheering on.
There’s just you, and your heart palpitations, trying to make everything stop spinning.
I guess I’m not like other girls.
I sometimes worry that my biggest accomplishment in life will be being the lead in a community theatre production of Peter Pan or being called “generous” by my fifth grade teacher.
Trying to flirt with a cute stranger at the park or walking home only to realize you’re holding a literal bag of shit in your hand.
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Perception is a powerful thing.
The notion that La Croix isn’t sucker punching Perrier right it its overly-hyped face is frankly, laughable.
Instead of looking coy and trying to come off as interesting as someone goddamn can on an app designed to make one night stands even easier I stop being polite and start getting real.