A List Of Times I’ve Wanted To Kill Myself, From Birth Until The Present
While being born, I wrapped my neck with the umbilical cord because I didn’t want to leave my mom’s insides.
I Laughed At My Grandpa’s Funeral
As he was being lowered into the ground and placed next to family members that I didn’t know, I laughed.
13 Easy Ways To Make Friends In Comedy
1. Wear plaid, and lots of it.