27 Tracy Jordan Quotes That Will Make You Laugh No Matter What Mood You’re In
“I don’t need a birthday, ’cause I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, they’re often a surprise.”
“I don’t need a birthday, ’cause I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, they’re often a surprise.”
“#NaNoWriMo is the one month of the year that I don’t have to pretend to be normal.”
Over 250 novels that were completed during NaNoWriMo have been published through a traditional route, including Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen, The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern, and Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell.
Takeout is not just a dinner option for you. It’s a way of life.
“Thank you for constantly reminding us you’re a low-maintenance bride in your daily wedding planning emails.”
Hand-me-downs applied just as much to Halloween costumes as they did to everyday clothing.
For some reason, you and PreCheck were just not meant to be.
You’ve been through so many emotional highs and lows in such a short amount of time that you can’t really tell the difference between missing this person and simply missing love.
“Seeing @RealTracyMorgan, Liz Lemon, Jack Donaghy, Jenna, & Kenneth together again was amazing. Hope T got all of them pregnant. #SNL #30Rock.” –Kay Cannon
‘I just walked up to my husband & said ‘I have a cool idea!’ But then farted by mistake and then just settled with ‘I actually have to go.'”