Maya Rudolph Has Finally Given Us The Rachel Dolezal Impression We’ve Desperately Needed
On a recent visit to Late Night with Seth Meyers, Maya Rudolph threw on a wig and impersonated the infamous civil rights…
On a recent visit to Late Night with Seth Meyers, Maya Rudolph threw on a wig and impersonated the infamous civil rights…
It’s always going to be exhausting. It’s always going to be hard work. That doesn’t mean you have to suck all of the fun out of it.
That’s the thing about chasing things like this – wealth, fame, social status, power, thinness: the results are always exhilarating and exciting, but they never last. They never sustain you. Because like drugs, all they do is give you a high.
“I know we are true friends if I text you ‘where are you? Come drink with us.’ And you don’t know who ‘us’ is and you text back ‘on my way’.”
If you join us for dinner, you will feel like you’re listening to several different stand-up routines at once, as opposed to joining in on a normal, quiet, family-oriented meal.
When you come to parties with us, it basically means you’re about to meet fifty other people who are just as loud, crazy, and strange as we are.
When you need to put your past mistakes into perspective: “Who hasn’t made mistakes? I once French kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12-year-old.”
In a segment titled “Brave New Girl,” Jon Stewart joined – or rather, mocked – the media in the discussion of Caitlyn…
Your friends tell you on a consistent basis that if it wasn’t for you, they’d probably be in jail.
“I know a lot of people who aren’t traditionally ’beautiful’ – not symmetrical or perfect-bodied or perfect-skinned. But none of that matters because all that shines through is their confidence, humor and comfort with themselves. I can’t think of any better representation of beauty than someone who is unafraid to be herself.”