21 Tinder Bios Celebrities Would Have If They Had Tinder
will.i.am:
Party. Alcohol. Beats. Cool. Dance. Fun… Not my interests, just the names of several of my future songs.
75 Of The Best Little Things To Think About When You’re Having A Bad Day
A crisp fall day with the windows open, when you no longer need air conditioning and you don’t yet need heat.
Amy Schumer Just Parodied Female Objectification On Late Night Talk Shows And It’s Hilarious
Just watch her legs magically appear more and more bronzed every second, as her character, Amy Lake Blively, struggles with “being cold” and trying to find the best way to sit in a chair without flashing her hoo-hah.
25 Things Only City Women Understand
1. Nothing is ever too weird to happen, especially on public transportation. Nudity, urination, vomiting, cursing, couples getting in fights, tears, drunkenness. You name it, we’ve seen it. Occasionally, all at the same time.
32 Life Questions That Should Plague Humanity
5. Is there a point to using the phrase “no offense” other than warning the other person that what you are about to say is actually going to be extremely offensive?
How To Get Through A Day Of Low Self-Esteem In 23 Easy Steps
Go through a drive-thru. They’re scientifically proven to boost morale by 82% for up to 10 minutes.
31 Fascinating Answers To Questions About Life, Happiness, Fear And More From The Vanity Fair Proust Questionnaire
Who are your heroes in real life?
“No one should have heroes. It is degrading.”
-George Carlin, Comedian
29 Marilyn Monroe Quotes That She Absolutely, Definitely Said
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams and because your boyfriend forgot to pick up your Xanax prescription at CVS.
17 Signs Your Best Friend Is Actually A Cat On The Inside
While they’re fantastic at demanding your attention, the minute you give it to them, they don’t want it anymore.
19 Things Only People Who Hate Running Understand
The day that they made you run “The Mile” in P.E. class was your Vietnam.