What It Means To Love A Girl Who’s On Her Period
She’s scared, because she’s been let down too many times before. By froyo. By Seamless. By Taylor Hicks from American Idol.…
She’s scared, because she’s been let down too many times before. By froyo. By Seamless. By Taylor Hicks from American Idol.…
You’ve had to reassure people at least once or twice that no, you are not having an asthma attack. Everything is okay. You’re just highly amused.
She says something super annoying like, “I mean… you know you’re going to end up going out. I don’t even know why you’re still bothering to sit there.”
“My dreams did not come true. But I worked really hard. And I ended up building an empire out of my imagination.”
You have a very hard time not classifying everyone you know into certain types of roles. The funny friend, the broken girl, the emotionally closed-off romantic suitor. BUT WAIT NO PEOPLE ARE THREE-DIMENSIONAL. STOP THIS MADNESS, SELF.
“Dirty Deeds” – Danny and Kimmy Gibler’s dislike for each other over the years turns into a severe bout of sexual tension, climaxing in a scene in which DJ finds them in bed together while Kimmy is spanking Danny with a Swiffer.
Your friends nearly have a heart attack when you wear heels. You’re not even taller than them. You’re just almost the same height.
You understand that you don’t understand anything right now.
You have gotten used to being completely in love. It’s just part of your day now, it’s part of your emotional being, it’s part of you. And suddenly, you’ve started to experience the terrifying feeling of being bored.
You have never used the phrase “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.” Sleep is too important for that. But sometimes, when you sleep, you do look like you’re dead.