19 Signs You’re In A Relationship With White Wine
No matter how gross you feel or how unfavorable you consider your appearance to be that day, the minute you get a big glass of Chardonnay in your hand, you feel classy as f*ck.
No matter how gross you feel or how unfavorable you consider your appearance to be that day, the minute you get a big glass of Chardonnay in your hand, you feel classy as f*ck.
Either your life is boring and completely unremarkable, or it’s the greatest story every told.
My dog is a being with a brain that is extremely different from a human brain. But that doesn’t deter me from wishing that I could embrace the same carefree, endless, solid joy that my dog exudes on a daily basis.
The more unnecessary your text messages are, the better. No, she does not need to know that you just bought Charmin toilet paper this time instead of the generic brand. But you tell her anyway, because this is a big change.
You feel like you peaked. You did, in a way. You had the most fun you could possibly have, and experienced life in the best way you possibly could, while getting to keep most of the pain and the difficulty of being an adult at bay for the moment. But now it’s time for your life to actually begin and that’s, understandably, terrifying to you.
Sometimes, true love is as simple as being the one to get back out of bed and turn off the light, even if they were the last one up and they’re the one that forgot to do it.
There was no such thing as matching your shirt with your pants, or saving wigs for Halloween-time only. You dressed however the hell you wanted to, and if a cape had to be involved, then so be it.
There is no such thing as trying to act ladylike or gentlemanly in front of each other.
You’ve had more than one occasion where you’ve forgotten your sunscreen and you’ve had to ask your friend if you could borrow some of theirs. And they hand you a bottle of SPF 8 and you’re like “…..lol, no.”
Struggles are not always capable of being banished forever.