19 Things Only Directionally-Challenged People Understand
Your friends usually add on 15 minutes to the time that you say you’re going to be there, especially if it’s a new location, because they assume you’re going to get lost.
Your friends usually add on 15 minutes to the time that you say you’re going to be there, especially if it’s a new location, because they assume you’re going to get lost.
We let our thoughts drive us crazy to the point where we’re convinced that as soon as people hear the good news about our friend, they’re going to wonder why the same thing is not happening for us.
I’m actually more attracted to balloons than I am to people.
You’ve formed a terrible habit of going online shopping when you’re blacked out. And for some reason, when you’re drunk, you always order two sizes too small, as if drunken you was convinced that you’d lose 15 pounds by Wednesday.
When you do have the occasional meltdown where you actually get visibly upset or distraught, everybody freezes up and they forget to comfort you, because they’re too busy staring in shock.
He doesn’t think you’re the funniest girl or the smartest girl or the most successful girl that he knows.
Monotony is not usually part of your everyday life.
You’re out of the college bubble, but the dating pool somehow seems much smaller.
I tried to be friendly, but you were #overit pretty quickly. I gave up on trying to like you, and as soon as I did, you took a careful, guarded interest in me.
Sometimes the compliments you give each other are weird, but you love them all the more because of it.