You send them text messages that just contain nonsensical strings of emojis because you’re too excited to use actual words. But your friends know exactly what you’re trying to say.
Where did you even come from? You definitely did not exist ten years ago, maybe not even five. But it was like suddenly, you were there, and I could no longer remember a time where you did not exist.
The amount of pizza you eat on a monthly basis has been cut in half. By choice.
It’s important to take your time when it comes to starting a family, but “taking your time” also means you better get started before you’re thirty because, as people consistently point out, your chances go down exponentially from there.
You’re always faced with huge obstacles, like a bull in the middle of the road, or student loans.
Like Marilyn Monroe said: “a wise girl leaves her margarita before the leaves fall.”
Should you look the cashier in the eye when you’re buying Imodium?
I believe in soulmates. But I don’t believe we have just one. And I don’t think they always have to be a soulmate in the romantic sense.
Parties can be a pretty interesting experience for you, because while you’re standing there having a conversation with someone, you’re actually trying to listen to the conversation that’s going on right next to you.
You learn that they have faults. You start to realize that everything does not come easy to them, the way that you thought it did.