18 Things To Do On Valentine’s Day Instead Of Going On A Date
Get out that adorable cookbook your mom gave you a few years ago. Look at all of the pictures. Cook nothing.
Get out that adorable cookbook your mom gave you a few years ago. Look at all of the pictures. Cook nothing.
When your friends ask you to go out and you just don’t want to, you have no problem straight up responding with “I don’t want to.”
I actually want to believe in Groundhog Day, but only if that dumb little bastard doesn’t see his shadow when he emerges from the darkness.
Sometimes it feels like there’s no point in even bothering, because what could you bring to the table that’s better than Hemingway or Einstein or Seinfeld?
All of your coworkers will be your best friends. Their sole purpose for existence seems to be talking about your life.
Being greeted by the girls each time I come into a new sorority reminds me of the stampede scene from The Lion King.
We learned how to dance to the beat of our own drum, even if we looked physically awkward while doing it.
You feel less of a need to explain yourself. You never had to explain yourself to anyone in the first place, but it was not until you started feeling more comfortable and excited about your life path that you realized this.
The idea of it terrifies you. Thinking about it makes your breathing erratic and your palms sweaty in just an instant.…
Don’t refer to your friends that you met overseas as your “abroad friends.” Because even if you met them abroad, they’re probably still American.