Girls Who Drink Mike’s Hard Versus Girls Who Drink Smirnoff Ice
Girls who drink Mike’s Hard are Team Edward-Is-Dramatic; girls who drink Smirnoff Ice are Team Jacob-Fell-In-Love-With-A-Baby.
Girls who drink Mike’s Hard are Team Edward-Is-Dramatic; girls who drink Smirnoff Ice are Team Jacob-Fell-In-Love-With-A-Baby.
You understand the balance between being the life of the party and knowing how to share the spotlight.
When you’re in public and you remember something funny and you can’t help but start laughing to yourself.
1. Bread.
When you’re in a really goofy mood and you feel like being a menace, you’ll say something along the lines of “I don’t think Jay Cutler is a good athlete because I feel like sometimes he’s mean to Kristen Cavallari.” His reaction is gold. Always.
You open up a decoy Excel spreadsheet. You have this at the ready for the times that your Spidey-senses tingle because your boss is drawing near.
You are constantly in a state of development, until you die.
Romantic love is important, but it’s definitely not the only kind of love that exists in the world.
There’s a lot less nervous giggling and a lot more normality than you ever thought would be possible when it comes to discussing poop.
You never had to worry about your weekend plans. Because even if you didn’t have any playdates or sleepovers lined up, you knew you could hang out with your sister and eat popcorn on your parents’ bed while watching the latest Disney Channel Original Movie.